Finally, I have the ultimate example of my enthusiastic ineptitude in the kitchen. This summer's attempt at zucchini bread.
Wait, what? That's so easy, it's just a quick bread? That's great that your seven year old can whip one up in an afternoon? Well bully for her. (I can drink six beers, go to bed at 4 AM and wake up at 8 feeling fine. Can she do that? Cause I did it today. No naps, bitch!)
I would like to clarify that I cannot recall ever making a quick bread before. But, like you said, it's so easy, right?
I found a reciepe (that I will not link to so as not to defile the individual's recipe, which I am sure is superb in able hands) that sounded interesting. It called for basil in the zucchini bread, which sounded delicious and unusual. Because if I am going to try something, it might as well be as unusual and not something that's been tested out time and time again. Who needs that when you're a person who can barely cook let alone bake?
Here it is:
Did the kitchen smell fantastic? You know it did! Did the top look golden with inviting ridges beaconing a taste? Hell, yeah! Did I even wait for it to cool? Amen! Did I begin to worry as it began to compress as it cooled? Absolutely! Did I only refrain from touching it for the next half an hour due to the occasional encouraging reprimand that it would be fine if I just left it alone by the cook? That's the gospel truth!
Pre-toasting:
But how did it taste? That is the most important thing. It was good. Definitely unusual. I did like it, the basil taste was strong, and if you toasted it and slathered it with butter it was delicious. Here's what that looked like after being toasted and cloaked in butter:
I possibly put a little more shredded zucchini than the recipe called for, maybe. There is a chance that may or may not have occurred. I mean it's not like baking's a science or anything, right? I mean what are you supposed to do with an extra half coup of shredded zucchini?
And you can shut the hell up about my floor. It' s been cleaned twice since then.
1 comment:
I'm hoping I'm not the inspirational-but-chiding friend! I love getting my little bits of Jess now that we can't bitch over the desk anymore...I would've totally eaten this bread, swear!
PS, Alex is my aunt in Amsterdam. :)
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